I’m Ian. I am twenty. I live in Cambridge, MA. Only I can prevent forest fires.Tumblr (3.0; @ianstagram)http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandisbigbootybitches.tumblr.com/post/50945023759/im-gonna-make-a-movie-thats-titled-will">brandisbigbootybitches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play</p> </blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014733684http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014733684Tue, 21 May 2013 17:11:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8cc93970da79a74f5499bf744fdbc19/tumblr_mhg2qvcEiY1qe9qrbo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e2818e25b95d455f7517b260a32823c/tumblr_mhg2qvcEiY1qe9qrbo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7826da01fcce799fc36142847120597e/tumblr_mhg2qvcEiY1qe9qrbo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bcaa551476fa56853c4e8078a52d2f0/tumblr_mhg2qvcEiY1qe9qrbo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em><strong>The Screamapillar</strong> is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014386195http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014386195Tue, 21 May 2013 17:06:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nuditea.tumblr.com/post/45385298769">nuditea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing</p> </blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014215797http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51014215797Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d25aeacfc1fb1bef0587f792a25e4e83/tumblr_mmd14d4Jnh1qmiuxoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4bb3f6fc03e85ee0a235795f66c7ef0/tumblr_mmd14d4Jnh1qmiuxoo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6d40bf215c9f0322e7658e594eaf799/tumblr_mmd14d4Jnh1qmiuxoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be6ad5b4a470e63bc173f423e1f65b03/tumblr_mmd14d4Jnh1qmiuxoo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51012101119http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51012101119Tue, 21 May 2013 16:37:30 -0400<p><a href="http://h0odrich.tumblr.com/post/51008376228" class="tumblr_blog">h0odrich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bees need to realize they have wings and can fly wherever the f the want why they gotta harass me for</p></blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011963225http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011963225Tue, 21 May 2013 16:35:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/395f0944eeba98102a82db74334fa3ee/tumblr_mm8dyfFIkW1s5i050o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d6abf1f87d7f2fb68e2ecaa0d5bb686/tumblr_mm8dyfFIkW1s5i050o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011922514http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011922514Tue, 21 May 2013 16:35:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cbaabd08a498d3a5dfcdb2dfc9c65fe/tumblr_mmvcaoK8yy1r4g91eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011909494http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011909494Tue, 21 May 2013 16:35:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h3m7FHiV1qbe0gto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011870218http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011870218Tue, 21 May 2013 16:34:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b163db9f1cdfd6d7a145f5ec328c2a1/tumblr_mn5vq1XR811s2t7l5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011854260http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011854260Tue, 21 May 2013 16:34:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metalburger.tumblr.com/post/50999564007/but-will-the-new-xbox-stop-little-white-kids-from">metalburger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?</span></p> </blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011806529http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011806529Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a72c15f24dfedb2237007364acd2bd2/tumblr_mn34tuwfgb1rfikm6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011802195http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011802195Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0fdb1a1bec9c48d786bef732074e216/tumblr_mlqetwfSJD1ro2eu3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3ab8fe76fc48ac3db950e30243d4a88/tumblr_mlqetwfSJD1ro2eu3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aec7f248ebae9e36ca814034ad724877/tumblr_mlqetwfSJD1ro2eu3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3d5f0f40ce24cc9a9d9f0730e54fcb1/tumblr_mlqetwfSJD1ro2eu3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011729250http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51011729250Tue, 21 May 2013 16:32:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpyynYxa81r67k9fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005859883http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005859883Tue, 21 May 2013 15:12:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30f36ed81d9884454b17e7a9c4274d28/tumblr_mn5t8bgUe81qzrlhgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20ad94402d8a6f55b381dd09c7a79ab2/tumblr_mn5t8bgUe81qzrlhgo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005831035http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005831035Tue, 21 May 2013 15:11:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblkyzlovv1qfauqdo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡ </em></p> </blockquote>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005273542http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51005273542Tue, 21 May 2013 15:03:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f8e2b38ffb40a0d77757aa4d35ae6b4/tumblr_mmm9ye7oto1rw9dz1o3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4d7aa9faefd3d0ff834328d11203e39/tumblr_mmm9ye7oto1rw9dz1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51003476983http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51003476983Tue, 21 May 2013 14:35:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ede18859991b2e098c8e60e3f8034e9e/tumblr_mmk2t9aroK1r8hg1ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51003084668http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51003084668Tue, 21 May 2013 14:28:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bf6043537feac7886b55dc0c83d8637/tumblr_mn2uulhBNW1rnqolfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51002792127http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51002792127Tue, 21 May 2013 14:23:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f190032fd63266fc4b5d918e42ab7551/tumblr_mkbfglO2Gf1rsyqf9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51002473604http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/51002473604Tue, 21 May 2013 14:18:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08r0biFJ11qawe7io1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08r0biFJ11qawe7io2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08r0biFJ11qawe7io3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/50998183982http://ianstagram.tumblr.com/post/50998183982Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:28 -0400