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I'm Ian. I live in Boston. Is Chad Michael Murray okay? Someone should check on him.
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mikerickson asked: Top 5 pictures of centipedes

If I did that beetlesbeetles would die and my other roommates and I would have to come up with hundreds more in rent each month

I can’t have that


kirsten dunst photographed by sofia coppola in the behind the scenes of marie antoinette c. 2006

kirsten dunst photographed by sofia coppola in the behind the scenes of marie antoinette c. 2006

(Source: magicblood, via cjmscot)

jamesbong00420 and I’s high school math teacher made a music video about climate change and the impending destruction that we all face and every second is golden

jamesbong00420 asked: top 5 azealia banks insults

#1 is this exchange with Iggy just makes me mad because Azealia is so right and Iggy responds with that diet racist colorblind nonsense

Beyond that #2-#5 are all her tweets insulting Kreayshawn

jamesbong00420 asked: top 5 me moments

1. That time our freshmen year math teacher Mr. Gacs brought our class to a different room and then played us a song off his about-to-be-released EP about sniffing ether and shooting himself in the head. We all thought we were gonna die.

2. That time your sophomore year boyf went back into the closet and we all cut him off and now he works at a Quiznos.

3. You right now getting drunk with your mom.

4. Watching Kathy Griffin and Marble Hornets stuff summer 2k11 was a v cute Ian/Daniel friendship moment

5. That time we went to the mall to buy the new pokemon games and that girl we hate chased down your car and started slashing at the windows.

beetlesbeetles asked: Top 5 times you've interacted with sports (the physical activity)

1. One of my students this summer said she thought I couldn’t slam dunk and I ALMOST proved her wrong.  She was right tho.

2. In fifth grade I played football cause I had weird misplaced feelings for my male friend that played football.

3. In sixth grade I lied to everyone and said I was good at basketball and then I was horrified to learn we were playing basketball in gym class that day but then as it turns out I’m actually good at basketball so truly God is looking out for me.

4. Every time I’ve played kickball has been fucking glorious let me tell you I have a v good kickball body.  Strong legs and arms powerful enough to push someone off the mat being used as first base.

5. One time in 6th grade one of my friends was very mad at me because he had a dream where I made him lose a football game and even though it only happened in a dream this grudge followed me for months.

beetlesbeetles asked: Top 5 shoes I own (you might not have seen but I got some cool red ones)

1. Those blue vans where we own the exact same shoe exact yours are two sizes smaller

2. I always wanted 2 steal ur moccasins when u left the room in the mornings but i never went through with my dastardly plan

3-5. those red ones sound like winners