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I'm Ian. I live in Boston. Is Chad Michael Murray okay? Someone should check on him.

Anonymous asked: is your fake hetero fb girlfriend a beard or just a joke? idk man

Well, it states we’ve been in a domestic partnership for over twenty years since birth and my profile openly lists my employment at a gay community center handing out condoms and lube.

so you tell me

That girl starting at my college in the fall messaged me again saying she doesn’t want me to get the wrong idea about her because she would never flirt with a guy who has a girlfriend and then I remembered my fake hetero facebook relationship and ugly laughed for twenty minutes.

Yr welcome

Yr welcome

dirudo:

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